“Mommy, is that a mountain? “No dear, that’s just the landfill.”
Winter
What it usually means: The coldest season of the year.
What it means in Florida: It's slightly less hot.
Coffee
What it usually means: A caffeinated drink you consume when you're tired.
What it means in Florida: A Cuban shot of perfection that is the most blissful morning pick-me-up you could ever ask for.
Mountains
What it usually means: A range of breathtaking scenery.
What it means in Florida: Landfills.
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Humidity
What it usually means: Hot and sticky.
What it means in Florida: An omnipresence that hits you like a brick wall when you step outside at 7 a.m.
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