The truth isn’t overrated. Lying is just really easy.
"If you drive, I'll pay for the gas."
= "If you drive, I'm going to 'accidentally' forget my debit card."
"You look great!"
= "You don't look as good as me."
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"I'm on my way!"
= "I haven't left my apartment yet."
"I've been really busy lately."
= "I've been watching a lot of Netflix lately."
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