It’s cool. Broken bones are a huge turn on. NSFWish.
Passion Propeller
What Cosmo says: "Once you make the 360-degree jaw-dropping journey, you and your man will feel like sexual dynamos and may even keep on spinning for rounds two, three, and four!"
What would happen: After unimaginable pain and discomfort, both of you will agree to never try anything outside of missionary ever again.
V For Vixen
What Cosmo says: "Most men are so inflexible, they think a knee bend is an Olympic feat, so he’ll worship you as a sex goddess."
What would happen: You'll discover most women are as inflexible as men.
Submarine
What Cosmo says: "The feeling of weightlessness combined with the sensual deprivation of not being able to hear since your ears are submerged will allow you to surrender to the bliss of your partner's member throbbing inside you."
What would happen: Having your head partially submerged, with the water filling your ears and blocking your hearing, is all part of the charm of this position. Along with, you know, one strong thrust away from accidental drowning.
Torrid Tug of War
What Cosmo says: "Lower yourself onto his penis and wrap your legs around his back. As you’re sitting face-to-face, grab each other’s elbows and lean back against the other person’s weight — like a coy tug-of-war game."
What would happen: You'll soon discover you're both holding in gas. A lot of gas.
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