I just want to feel special.
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1. The narrator makes a wild generalization about brides/women. ("EVERY girl dreams of looking like a fairytale royal princess on her special day.")
2. The consultants meet to assign that day's clients and tell us they're good at their jobs.
3. The first bride introduces herself and tells us that her fiancé is the love of her life.
4. The bride says she's hoping to find the perfect dress that really makes a statement.
5. The bride introduces the 4-27 people she's brought with her to look for the dress.
6. A consultant says it's risky having so many people come to the appointment.
7. The mother of the bride begins raising concerns.
8. The mother of the bride decides to start looking around the store herself.
9. The first dress is okay.
10. The bride makes some wacky jokes about the second dress she tries on, accompanied by jovial music.
11. Another bride comes in with her enormously bitchy sister.
12. The bride says something like "My sister and I butt heads, but I love her."
13. The sister of the bride makes a series of nasty remarks about the bride's dresses, body, and personality.
14. The bride stews in the dressing room/wonders if there is still time to disown herself.
15. The bride's sister gets everyone in the peanut gallery to give dresses they dislike thumbs down.
16. The bride's sister grows horns and black wings and flies up to the ceiling, cackling evilly. Practically.
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17. Another bride asks to look at some dresses that are "just a little" above her budget.
18. A bride loves (LOVES) the very expensive dresses.
19. The bride tells her family that the dress she likes is $1000-2000 more than they talked about, and her parents shake their heads.
20. The father of the bride caves on the increased budget.
21. A bride says "I'm very traditional."
22. A bride says "I'm not traditional. I'm more quirky."
23. A bride asks to look at non-white dresses and everyone tries to talk her out of it.
24. A bride says she wants her dress to be sexy.
25. A bride tries on a dress with sheer stomach paneling.
26. Someone says "The dress is wearing you. You should be wearing the dress."
27. The bride with the mean sister buys something after becoming emotionally worn down. Her evil sister says she likes it.
28. A consultant says "I just need to find her a dress that says, 'Wow.'"
29. A bride likes a dress but says "It just didn't give me that 'this is it' feeling."
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