Not that you need them.
Sunday, 31 August 2014
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Pietro Sedda creates one-of-a-kind art that would make Salvador Dali proud.
Pietro Sedda is a tattoo artist based in Milan.
He specializes in Surrealist art.
Usually using faceless portraits as his canvas.
Showing what is happening within someone, instead of what they look like.
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New book Cosplay World explores the evolution of costume play, a small curiosity in Japan that became a global phenomenon.
Yaha Han as Camilla from the anime film Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust.
Judith Stephens / Cosplay World / Prestel
Men and women have been dressing up as their favourite characters from anime, films, games, manga, TV, and books for over 100 years.
Cosplay World, by Brian Ashcraft and Luke Plunkett, features over 200 photos of stars of the art form, including Yaya Han, Crystal Graziano, and Spiral Cats.
Kamui as Wonder Woman.
Darshelle Stevens / Cosplay World / Prestel
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A pole pierced Christina Jahnz’s thigh and buttocks after she started texting and crashed.
Christina Jahnz was driving away from her daughter's school in Elizabeth, Colorado, Wednesday morning when she decided to text a friend, according to 9 News.
Jahnz said she "did a voice text" because she was running late, but "looked down to make sure it was all right."
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Then, as Jahnz glanced down, she crashed into a guard rail. The rail went through her car and pierced her thigh and buttocks.
She estimated that she was going about 20 mph and only looked down for a "split second."
9 News / Via 9news.com
When rescuers arrived, they had to saw the guard rail off to get Jahnz out.
Photos provided to 9 News showed a pole and Jahnz's thigh.
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"I went into surgery and I lost count of the stitches after 40," she later told 9 News. "They stitched me up inside too."
9 News / Via 9news.com
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brb
"hey"
What you actually meant: "I'm too scared to talk to you at school, but now that I'm sitting behind my computer I feel brave enough to start a conversation."
"u ok?"
What you actually meant: "Although I want to talk to you, I don't have anything to say."
"yeh, u?"
What you actually meant: "I want to talk to you too, but I don't have anything to say either."
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"webcam's not working".
What you actually meant: "I'm not going to turn webcam on because I haven't straightened my fringe today."
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Teenagers are now an alien species.
The person who thinks this is an acceptable pregnancy announcement:
The person who thinks that people want to spray themselves with swag:
The person responsible for this monstrosity:
The person who is convinced every teenager has never read a book:
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Whoa, pretty cool.
Time-lapse footage created by photographs from the International Space Station (ISS) in July have been released by the European Space Agency.
European Space Agency / vine.co
It shows an insane view of the ISS flying straight through the bright green Northern Lights.
European Space Agency / vine.co
The video continues to roll as the space station flies over a cityscape, showing the lights on Earth, along with an abundance of stars in the background.
European Space Agency / vine.co
And of course, no space video would be complete without a gorgeous sunrise!
European Space Agency / vine.co
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Nothing will ever compare to Steak ‘n Shake.
People will be very confused when you refer to it as "pop" and not soda.
SMDH.
Not everyone outside the Midwest who asks how you are doing actually cares about the answer.
"How are you doing today?"
:: walks away ::
Warner Bros. Studios
You will have to be the force that enlightens everyone about the glory of Steak 'n' Shake.
Repeat after me: side. by. side. milkshakes.
And you won't be able to find Maid-Rite anywhere.
Life can be so unfair.
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“G’DAY MATE!”
Reddit user themeandoggie uploaded this complaint they received at the Outback Steakhouse they work at.
They were, of course, not satisfied with the lack of "G'day, ya fair dinkum drongos."
ABC
Still...
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Another damn banana?!
Green Shell
The GIF makes it look like a badass item, but IT'S NOT. This thing is 99% useless, because it has no drive. (You know, like that 34-year-old guy living in his parents' basement). The shell just goes willy-nilly and only if you're really lucky will it actually hit someone.
Nintendo / Via rebloggy.com
Triple Green Shells
This item is better than the single green shell, mostly because you have a slightly higher chance of hitting another player. But your plan will probably backfire.
Mushroom Boost
This item is about as exhilarating as this photo. It gives you a quick boost, which ONLY matters if you're neck and neck at the finish line with that cute girl from down the street. Sure, you may win, but she's not gonna be back to play again anytime soon.
Nintendo / Via mario.wikia.com
Boo
Yes, Boo was originally an item before the Nintendo Gods let him be a racer. He makes you transparent, but only for a short time. Sounds cool, right? WRONG. The item allows bananas and shells to pass right through you, but you're usually never near any while using it. How convenient.
Nintendo / Via random-ness.wikia.com
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Sorry boys.
Many major publications have picked up on the story of the small Brazilian town of Noiva Do Cordeiro. The village supposedly had a shortage of available men and was looking to fill its ranks with young bachelors.
Facebook: noivadocordeirocomunidaderural
Apparently the town is rural, communal, and almost all-female. It was said to have 600 single women and were looking for men between the ages of 20-25. It also didn't help that the pictures feature only women in a rural setting, and at a costume party.
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They choose a coffee shop based on whether it has free Wi-Fi. Sorry, Central Perk. H/T Romedy Now .
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Though reports of a wolf outside attempting to blow it down have not been confirmed.
It boasts a kitchen.
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Good things come in small, extremely attractive packages.
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Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy — 5'4"
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Daniel Radcliffe — 5'5"
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Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy — 5'7"
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Ok, you’re having a terrible day – it happens – let’s turn to the unstoppable power of the Internet. Buckle up.
Right, here's a cat cuddling a teddy.
Here's a rich man (reminder: unmute all Vines).
Here's a llama that only wants to talk money.
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Eat the cheese you want to see in the world.
Mac & Cheese Pie With A Bacon Lattice
Mhmmm, yep. Here's how to make it.
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Mac & Cheese-Filled Baked Potato
In case you were wondering, yes, that is MORE cheese (ricotta) underneath the mac & cheese. Here's how to make it.
Mac & Cheese Waffles
Will it waffle? IT WILL. Get the recipe.
J. Kenji Lopéz-Alt / seriouseats.com
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“I was just kidding!”
Younger kids don’t understand sarcasm, so you spend most of your day holding back comments.
MTV
This is especially frustrating when you think of a really awesome comeback, but can't say it.
NBC
When you do say something sarcastic — like that you love being your kid’s chauffeur — they think you mean it.
"I don't get why can't you take me. You said you love driving me around!"
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Because of this, when you do get to interact with adults, you're extra sarcastic.
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Photos posted to Facebook of the kind deed have gone viral.
On Tuesday, John McCormick, 65, suffered a heart attack while mowing his lawn in Bayton, Texas.
KHOU reports a group of emergency vehicles responded: paramedics performed CPR, and McCormick was taken to hospital.
But then, according to the station, engine driver Luke Bednarek thought it would be a nice gesture to go back and finish mowing the lawn for him.
A neighbour took pictures and posted them to the City of Baytown page on Facebook – they quickly went viral.
Firefighter Blake Steffanauer told the station: "I just happened to get off the truck first, had the lawnmower first – we were all fighting over it."
They finished the job and left a note saying: "We felt bad that your husband didn't get to finish the yard, so we did.".
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