Friday, 31 January 2014

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Plus the 18 worst Super Bowl fails ever, the 12 highest-rated comedies streaming on Netflix, and 27 spelling errors people keep making on Twitter.



When you're good, you're good, like these 10 times Seth Meyers cracked up at his own jokes. - [mental_floss]


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Prepare to queue these films immediately: Here are the 12 highest-rated comedies streaming on Netflix. - [Uproxx]


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Proofread, guys! Here are 27 spelling errors that people keep tweeting. - [Thought Catalog]


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Now THIS deserves a like: Check out what Facebook engagement announcements would look like if they were totally honest. - [College Humor]


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Yes, there are upsides.


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The latest fad diet follows the phases of the moon. And is a slap in the face to werewolves everywhere.



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It's unfair to single out werewolves.


It's unfair to single out werewolves.


Why are we targeting werewolves for weight loss anyway? Have you ever seen a wolf? They're usually looking pretty svelte and sexy. This diet allegedly allows one to drop up to six pounds in 24 hours. That sounds like a terrible idea for anyone, but it's an especially bad idea for werewolves.


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The Leslie Knopes of the world, unite!


Your smile is consistently the same width in every photo.


Your smile is consistently the same width in every photo.


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And sometimes you grin from random happy thoughts and make people think you’re insane.


And sometimes you grin from random happy thoughts and make people think you’re insane.


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You have to mine your texts for too many ":)" and "!"


You have to mine your texts for too many ":)" and "!"


Via Facebook: Too-many-smiley-faces-in-text-messages-start-to-creep-me-out




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Toss that deodorant and never look back.


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Cherish your butt.




Dolce & Gabanna



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Don’t know who to cheer for on Sunday? Let this quiz decide for you.



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♫ Slow ride. Take is easy. ♫ (*I realize most of these are tortoises. Spare me, internet commenters).


Seal


Seal


This poor sea turtle can barely dry-hump its way across the beach on a good day, let alone with a blubbery seal dragging it down. This is a piss-poor display of turtle riding.


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Lizard


Lizard


Enjoy the skin-burn you're going to get from lazily dragging your tail across the carpet while your turtle friend does all the work. You've earned it, ya dumb lizard.


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Grill


Grill


I'm not sure who I'm more embarrassed of here: the turtle, the grill, or me for including them on this list.


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Cockatiel


Cockatiel


Those red circles on the bird's cheeks aren't her feathers, she's blushing because she ashamed of her weak-ass turtle-riding skills.


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There is literally no gesture more romantic than melted chocolate oozing out of a cake towards you.



Bittersweet Chocolate Molten Cake


Bittersweet Chocolate Molten Cake


Classic, straightforward, and just your type. Recipe here.


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Vegan Beet-Powered Chocolate Lava Cakes


Vegan Beet-Powered Chocolate Lava Cakes


A passionate activist that REALLY cares about changing the world. In a hot way. Recipe here.


minimalistbaker.com


Molten Dulce de Leche Cakes


Molten Dulce de Leche Cakes


Could be The One. Recipe here.


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Including, but not limited to, the world’s tallest dachshund.



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Sure, they’ve been around for about 500 million years at this point, but there’s still plenty to learn about our little leafy friends.



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ttp://http://www.firstcry.com/dreamland/vegetables/81100/product-detail


A herb is specifically from the leaf of a plant, and a spice is from the seed, berry, stem, bark, root or bulb.


A herb is specifically from the leaf of a plant, and a spice is from the seed, berry, stem, bark, root or bulb.


oaadonline.oxfordlearnersdictionaries.com / blog.fooducate.com




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Yes, it includes a mini Pharrell in that hat.


Toddlewood is back! After dressing up kids as versions of celebrities walking the red carpet at the Golden Globes, New York photographer Tricia Messeroux has been at it again for the Grammys.


Mini Taylor Swift, just like real Taylor Swift.


Mini Taylor Swift, just like real Taylor Swift.


Toddlewood by Tricia Messeroux, Creator/Photographer / Via toddlewood.com


She's got the pose perfectly down.


She's got the pose perfectly down.


Toddlewood by Tricia Messeroux, Creator/Photographer / Via toddlewood.com


Mini Robin Thicke (with large shades) and Paula Patton, next to big real life Robin and Paula.


Mini Robin Thicke (with large shades) and Paula Patton, next to big real life Robin and Paula.


Toddlewood by Tricia Messeroux, Creator/Photographer / Via toddlewood.com




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Microsoft Said to Be Close to Naming Satya Nadella as Chief



By NICK WINGFIELD via NYT Technology http://nyti.ms/1a8h7bd

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This is basically what they invented video cameras for. The apex of an important medium.


The genius who found a new use for a vacuum cleaner:



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The gentleman who dialed an unfortunate wrong number:



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The amazing cat who twerks better than you do:



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Her name’s Millie and she was in a Lady Gaga video once. WARNING: If you’re made nauseous by other people’s nausea, this contains graphic content.


This is artist Millie Brown and she's drinking colored milk.


This is artist Millie Brown and she's drinking colored milk.


RIPLEY'S BELIEVE IT OR NOT / CATERS NEWS



RIPLEY'S BELIEVE IT OR NOT / CATERS NEWS


She drinks all different kinds of colored milk.


She drinks all different kinds of colored milk.


RIPLEY'S BELIEVE IT OR NOT / CATERS NEWS


And then she proceeds to puke it up everywhere.


And then she proceeds to puke it up everywhere.


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Because some cryptids are just obviously better than others. (Non-exhaustive, but pretty exhaustive.)


Bunyip


Bunyip


The bunyip is a swamp-dwelling marsupial/seal-like hybrid originating in Australia.


Scoring: While visually interesting and scary to think about, the bunyip is found lacking in substantiated evidence, cool anecdotes, and modern-day application (the creature is largely a 19th century phenomenon).


non-aliencreatures.wikia.com


Bear Lake Monster


Bear Lake Monster


The Bear Lake monster, residing in Bear Lake on the Utah/Idaho border, is said to, and I quote, "resemble a serpent, but with legs about eighteen inches long on which it marauds along the shoreline." Also, its size is "at least ninety feet long, at most two hundred feet and certainly not less than forty." Certainly not!


Scoring: The reporter of the original monster sightings, Joseph C. Rich, would later reveal that he made the whole story up, which is a bummer. Curiously, this did not stop sightings — the last reported incident was in 2002. A boat recreation of the monster (seen above) offered a scenic cruise around the lake for years, which is fun.


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Mothman


Mothman


The Mothman was/is a tall, silvery, red-eyed winged humanoid seen by a number of separate witness groups around Point Pleasant, West Virginia between 1966-1967.


Scoring: The Mothman has had a strangely widespread pop cultural presence for something with such a narrow window of reported sightings, but for the same reason lacks the believability required for sustained interest.


monster.wikia.com


Beast of Bray Road


Beast of Bray Road


The Beast of Bray Road is a very tall bear-ish or wolf-ish creature, depending on the witness, that lives for unknown reasons on the rural Bray Road in Elkhorn, Wisconsin.


Scoring: What the Beast of Bray Road lacks in compelling evidence, uniqueness, and consistent imagery, it makes up for in being a thing that supposedly just lives on this one road in rural Wisconsin.


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“I’m nauseous, I’m nauseous, I’m nauseous.”


Sometimes you feel like the world is out to get you.


Sometimes you feel like the world is out to get you.


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And really, who can blame you?


And really, who can blame you?


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Life feels like a joke that you're not in on.


Life feels like a joke that you're not in on.


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You constantly feel judged by everyone around you.


You constantly feel judged by everyone around you.


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Research suggests that at least 65% of functional adults secretly have the eating habits of a stoned teenager. Are you the exception to the rule?



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She went on Kimmel to read some and this is what happened.



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She went on Kimmel to read some and this is what happened.



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Consider this your guide to the big game. Especially if you haven’t watched a single game all year.


Okay, so who is actually playing in the Super Bowl?


Okay, so who is actually playing in the Super Bowl?


It's the Seattle Seahawks and the Denver Broncos.


Via facebook.com


What's the ONE thing I need to know about the Seattle Seahawks?


What's the ONE thing I need to know about the Seattle Seahawks?


They have the No. 1 defense in the NFL and that defense has a nickname: The Legion of Boom.


Jonathan Ferrey / Getty


What's the ONE thing I need to know about the Denver Broncos?


What's the ONE thing I need to know about the Denver Broncos?


They have the No. 1 offense in the NFL and had a record-breaking year in almost all offensive categories.


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