A duet from Lady Gaga’s Thanksgiving special that you probably missed while your family was watching football on Thursday night.
Saturday, 30 November 2013
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Because sometimes “Bitch!” just doesn’t pack enough punch.
1. "They lie deadly that tell you you have good faces."
Translation: "GIRRRL, you UGLY."
(Coriolanus)
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2. "This sanguine coward, this bed-presser, this horseback-breaker, this huge hill of flesh!"
Translation: "Fat-ass."
(Henry IV)
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3. "I think thy horse will sooner con an oration than thou learn a prayer without book."
Translation: "You're dumb as hell."
(Troilus and Cressida)
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4. "Methinks't thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee."
Translation: "DUDE, you SUCK."
(All's Well That Ends Well)
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“It’s the new holiday, Ryan, and it’s sweeping the nation. Or at least this living room.”
The entire Season 4 Chrismukkah episode.
Season: 4 (The Chrismukk-huh?)
This was the episode in which Taylor and Ryan fall off a ladder and wake up in an alternate universe. When Ryan sees how different life would be without him, he realizes Marissa would have died in Tijuana if not for him. Sure, the episode helps him let go of Marissa's tragic death, but she never should have died in the first place. She wasn't even that great a character but it was nonetheless the show's demise.
*It would also be hard to rank moments from this episode since the events technically aren't real.
The first time Marissa meets Oliver.
Season: 1 (The Best Chrismukkah Ever)
Coop is forced into therapy for her severe lapse in judgment (overdosing on painkillers, escaping from the hospital, shoplifting from the mall, etc.) and runs into Oliver Trask at the office. This is by far one of the worst moments because it's the beginning of Oliver, a terrible character who RUINED EVERYTHING. He is the reason Marissa and Ryan broke up later in the season and I am still bitter about it.
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When Caleb admitted to his "error in judgement" with Renee Wheeler, revealing he is Lindsay's biological father.
Season: 2 (The Chrismukkah That Almost Wasn't)
Oh man, this poor girl. Her mom lied to her about her father's identity her entire life and then she finds out her dad is actually her boyfriend's grandpa (sort of). And in a crowded living room filled with people, no less. Caleb Nichol stands for everything she disagrees with and their relationship going forward continues down a rocky path. Sorry, Lindsay. I feel for you.
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When Johnny Harper tried to rob the convenience store.
Season: 3 (The Chrismukkah Bar Mitz-vahkkah)
Johnny was the surfer boy at Newport Union, whom Marissa met after she shot Trey and was expelled from Harbor. Johnny injured his knee in a car accident and we learned in this episode that he couldn't afford his surgery. Refusing to be a "charity case," Johnny attempts to pull a gun on a cashier at a convenience store and steal cash. It's lucky Ryan stopped him because there's no way in hell he would've gotten away with it.
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Talk about self-control. Found via the Stuff on Scout’s Head tumblr.
This is Scout, a pitbull who really enjoys balancing things on his head. It all started with a roll of toilet paper and then progressed into food such as...
Cupcakes.
Beets.
Sushi.
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Sleep is for people who DON’T have Netflix.
You wake up with an Amazon cart full of stuff you don't remember adding.
Every night:
Your friends send you worried replies asking why your email was time-stamped "03:56 a.m."
Them: "Were you drunk??"
You: "Nope, just emailin'."
You've bookmarked all the takeout places that will deliver 24 hours a day.
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“As a woman, I should lie about the state of women that’s in our country?”
Actress Mallika Sherawat was giving a press conference when a local female journalist called her out on once saying that India was "regressive and depressing."
"I think you need to do your homework well," Sherawat replied. And then let loose.
"Indian society is regressive for women."
"With female feticide, infanticide happening on an almost daily basis; with gang rapes making the headlines of almost every newspaper; with honor killings..."
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“I never forgotten the incident or your name… it has sort of haunted me a bit throughout my life.”
This is Michael Goodman. Thirty four years ago he stole Claude Soffel's bus pass on the steps of The Museum of Natural History to prove he was in a gang.
This is Claude Soffel.
Earlier this month, Goodman was perusing his Facebook when he stumbled upon a story about his favorite New York City bagel store that was closing.
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Everything is NOT terrible.
This picture of a person leaving the other customers a little extra gift.
And this one of an employee going out of his way to help.
When this person gave his bike away to a little kid.
Via reddit.com
Best. Reaction. Ever.
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It’s time we dethrone Love Actually . Sorry, not sorry.
The cottage is the perfect holiday destination.
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The county of Surrey just SCREAMS Christmas.
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But the LA weather feeds a part of your soul that is often left alone during the holiday season.
PLEASE. WARM WEATHER. PLEASE.
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Speaking of holiday feelings, Iris totally understands exactly how you feel.
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Street Revolution’s Yanelie Jimenez danced in a competition, in Puerto Rico, where she impersonated Queen Bey flawlessly.
She dutty wined wearing this outfit!
She winded her waist!
She even took the graphics from this Billboard Music Awards performance.
And she made this face:
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These interactive art installations bring a little glimpse of the surreal to real life.
Chain Link Fencing as Art by Soo Sunny Park
Hand-Woven Installation by Numen/For Use
Woven Installation by Studio 400
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Tis the season to hibernate and watch holiday films.
Whether it's a Hallmark Channel Original...
A Golden Christmas 1, 2, and 3 are all on Netflix if you haven't caught them yet ;)
Or maybe it's a black and white classic...
Can't go wrong with Miracle on 34th Street.
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Or perhaps it's a cartoon?
A Maccababy's gotta do what a Maccababy's gotta do!
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We all have a film we look forward to each winter!
New Line Cinema / Via callmecoco92.tumblr.com
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If there’s one thing you’re going to hand-make this holiday season, avoid the generic store-bought Christmas cards and opt for one of these creative ideas. Most people display their Christmas cards, and yours will be sure to stand out.
Instagram Photo Cards
Get the tutorial here.
Another variation on the Instagram card.
Craft Paper Cards and Envelopes
Get the tutorial here.
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The Michigan–Ohio State rivalry is pretty intense.
The Michigan–Ohio State rivalry is traditionally one of the most heated in the country, and this year's edition hasn't been any different. In the second quarter of today's game a brawl broke out between the two teams that resulted in three ejections.
Marcus Hall, a starting lineman for the Buckeyes, didn't take getting kicked out of the game very well and quickly became one of the most memorable ejections in recent memory.
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