“The Queen Of Halloween” tops herself, again.
Thursday, 31 October 2013
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Some deranged lunatic gave my kid “Keebler Pepper Jack Cheese Sandwich Crackers.” Ranked from worst to most worst.
Or baked goods of any kind.
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Happy National Novel Writing Month Eve! Don’t freak out, please!
You physically refuse to admit that November is actually here.
Selecting your weapon of choice is the first fight. Planning on typing it out?
Then you need to make sure your writing software is up to date!
And also make sure your computer is, like, not going to crash in the next month. Or at least have a backup plan.
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Or should you go old school and use something called PAPER?
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Sorry, Vancouver, Denver and Minneapolis.
Kanye West performs at the Samsung Galaxy Note II New York in 2012.
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Kanye West postponed three concert dates Thursday after a truck carrying video equipment for the show was involved in an accident.
According to a representative from Def Jam, a custom-made video truss and 60-foot LED screen were damaged in the accident. West's shows in Vancouver, Denver and Minneapolis have been postponed. A spokesperson from Def Jam told Fader information about the postponed dates would be announced.
"Yesterday, on the road to Vancouver, a truck carrying The Yeezus Tour's custom-made video truss and 60-ft circular LED screen was in an accident that damaged the gear beyond repair.
This gear is central to the staging of The Yeezus Tour, and central to the creative vision put forth by Kanye West and his design team at DONDA.
As a result of this event, it is impossible to put on the show and The Yeezus Tour will be postponed until these essential pieces can be reengineered and refabricated.
Kanye West will not compromise on bringing the show, as it was originally envisioned and designed, to his fans.
The Vancouver, Denver and Minneapolis dates have been postponed. Further details on the affected tour dates will be announced shortly."
It is the second time West's Vancouver date has been postponed. He has also rescheduled his performance in Anaheim and cancelled a date in Salt Lake City.
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Not fun for all ages.
Blacks & Whites
Yeah.
Via etsy.com
The Exciting Career Game for Boys
"What shall I be?"
Your options are doctor, astronaut, engineer, scientist, athlete or statesman.
Via museumofplay.org
The Exciting Game of Career Girls
"What shall I be?"
Your options are ballerina, actress, flight attendant, teacher, model or nurse.
Battleship
"America's all time favorite game"
For ages 8 to adult.
(Look top right)
Via ebaumsworld.com
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Activists gather protests and petitions to force justice in the case of “Liz,” a 16-year-old girl whose attackers were set free following a brutal gang rape.
Riccardo Gangale / AP Images for Avaaz
NEW YORK — Around 300 men and women carrying posters and symbolic panties marched in Nairobi on Thursday to present an unprecedented petition backed by millions demanding an end to rape and police impunity in Kenya. The crowd's demands were simple: prosecute six men who allegedly gang raped a Kenyan schoolgirl in June — and punish the police officers who decided that forcing her alleged attackers to cut grass was punishment enough for the brazen crime.
They were marching in support of "Liz," a 16-year-old girl who has galvanized women's rights activists in Kenya. A league of online supporters has rallied around #JusticeForLiz and bombarded police Twitter accounts with demands for justice.
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From the beaches to the traffic jams, from the samba to the caipirinhas, no one else can do what you do the way you do it.
Yes, you get to hang out at the most amazing beaches...
Jericoacoara
Rio de Janeiro
Buzios
But you also have the Amazon...
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And/or benevolent leader. All hail Bacon!
This is Bacon.
He's judging you.
Not because he's mean or anything...
...but because he's so much better than you.
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The X-Files did it better.
The Jackalope
Jackalopes are the unholy mixture of jackrabbits and antelopes, which roamed the western US. They were exceedingly rare, only breeding during electrical storms, and they could mimic the human voice.
As terrifying as: It's coming right for us!
SedesGobhani / Via en.wikipedia.org
The Loveland Frog
The Loveland Frog has terrorized residents of Loveland, Ohio from 1955 - 2000. It has alway been described as a 4 foot tall upright human with webbed hands and feet and a frogs head. It reportedly also leaves behind a smell of alfalfa and almonds.
As terrifying as: Being stuck in Ohio for fifty years.
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The Kushtaka
The Kushtaka are a race of shape-shifters from southeastern Alaska. Fearsome and terrifying, they can transform in some stories into any species of otter they desire. Though they are known to lure people to their deaths, they can be held at bay by copper, fire, or urine; if only all three weren't in such short supply!
As terrifying as: Having a shy bladder in a public restroom.
The Goat Man of Maryland
The Goat Man was once a scientist working at the Beltsville Agricultural Research Center. One night, while experimenting on goats, something went horribly wrong. Now a half-man half-goat, he attacks cars with an axe.
As terrifying as: A reject Spiderman villain.
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We’ll help you count. It’s not tough.
Guess how many people signed up on the first day of Obamacare?!
It is the number of children in this photo!
Via treehugger.com
The number of beers here.
The number of sides on this die.
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May the lards be ever in your flavor…
Packaged Potato Chips
Charisma: 0
Uniqueness: 0
Taste: 3
Je ne sais quoi factor: 0
Total: 3
Verdict: Potato chips from a package are literally the laziest side dish. The only acceptable reason to eat them is if you're at your stepdaughter's soccer game and you're so bored there's nothing to do but eat garbage.
Side Salad
Charisma: 0
Uniqueness: 2 (well, it's not a potato?)
Taste: 1
Je ne sais quoi factor: 1
Total: 4
Verdict: Why on earth would anyone order a side salad with a burger? You're already clogging your arteries with red meat and grease. Who are you trying to fool?
Crinkle Fries
Charisma: 1
Uniqueness: 3 (for the shape)
Taste: 1
Je ne sais quoi factor: 1
Total: 6
Verdict: You'll eat them if they're there on your plate, but crinkle fries are starchy and unexciting.
Cole Slaw
Charisma: 2
Uniqueness: 2 (for the shape)
Taste: 2
Je ne sais quoi factor: 3
Total: 9
Verdict: A good cole slaw is a special treat, but most of the time you're just getting wet cabbage. Great slaw is too rare, thus a lower ranking.
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Is a little exposition too much to ask for? Yes, yes it is.
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Maybe the Jotun had a reason to be pissed off at Asgard?
Unless you live in Thor's simple brain, life is not divided into black and white. Frost giants don't just travel to the backwater ass-end of Yggdrasil to make a life on Midgard without reason. When we see Jotunheim briefly it looks like Odin's mountain palace — only you know, in ruins. Stay with me. Maybe Loki got played here. Because nothing gives a race of people more reason to hate you than being kicked out of the place they built and then hunted to near extinction to keep the secret ways home safe before having their Prince kidnapped to be raised by a one-eyed asshole.
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Is butter a carb?
This is Regina George in her dress from 1,3,5
She fractured her spine and she still looks like a rockstar.
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And this is how you win Halloween...
By blowing the minds of every girl and gay that can't stop quoting Mean Girls
"This girl is the nastiest skank bitch I've ever met. Do not trust her. She is a fugly slut!"
... you can go shave your back now.
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Your going to really be annoyed by all of these ;
The classic your/you're mistake.
"Your" - it belongs to you. "You're" - you are. Simple as that.
When subjects and verbs don't agree.
There are towels in the closet. "Towels" are a plural object, so "are" is the appropriate form of the verb in this sentence.
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Whenever someone splits infinitives.
The infinitive form of a verb is the form it takes when it doesn't apply to any specific subject - "to focus," for example. By placing the adverb "really" in between the words "to" and "focus," it splits the infinitive. Keep it together - the infinitive and yourself.
Fox / Via yourlittleharmonicaishammered.tumblr.com
Failing to use the subjunctive.
If I were you, I'd check out this primer on how to use the subjunctive.
The CW / Via supernaturalgifbox.tumblr.com
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C’mon, Em, if you’re gonna come for the king of all TV shows, you best not miss.
Eminem's The Marshall Mathers LP 2 is fast approaching its Nov. 5 release date, and several of the album's tracks have made the rounds on the internet already.
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The latest song to emerge is his collab with Kendrick Lamar, a track called "Love Game."
Via missinfo.tv
It's all about cheating exes and samples Wayne Fontana and the Mindbenders' 1965 song, "Game of Love."
Overall, it's pretty goofy.
For fans of HBO's The Wire, though, there may be one glaring mistake that will be impossible to ignore.
Via youtube.com
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Masks. Stilts. Birdcages.
Sheer veils and experimental scarves are always fun.
Designer: Pirosmani by Jenya Malygina
Getty Images/Andreas Rentz
As are Norwegian-metal-rocker-versions of Jared Leto:
Designer: Pirosmani by Jenya Malygina
Getty Images/Andreas Rentz
Conservative and scandalous, all in one.
Designer: ART Square
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You can't go wrong with a tassled bun!
Designer: ROB-ART by Katya Rozhdestvenskaya
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And it’s for a great cause.
The debate over the Sriracha factory had started to get really heated.
It was certainly a hot-button issue.
Everyone involved in the discussion was pretty saucy.
But today a judge ruled that the factory can stay open* so 'tis the seasoning to be jolly!
*At least for now.
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Two, two Cloris Leachmans in one!
Pin the tail on the donkey.
Dualstar
Bobbing for apples.
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All hail the glorious bulge.
Cristinao Ronaldo, renowned soccer hunk, underwear model, and angelic Portuguese beauty, unveiled this giant and majestic picture of himself in underwear in Madrid today.
Sergio Perez / Reuters
And it's, like, REALLY big.
David Ramos / Getty Images for CR7
Like, 16 meters big. FIFTY-TWO FEET. Big enough to create a giant tent out of, under which you could live forever in peace and happiness.
Sergio Perez / Reuters